New Jacksonville Jaguars owner and his wife
Mr. Kahn who is the great nephew of Salvador Dali pictured below would not disclose his middle name; which I was hoping is not REGGIE.
We enjoyed a pulled pork bar-b q sandwich together and his wife had ribs and corn muffins.
Shahid said he is determined to keep the team in Jacksonville and will try hard to acquire the taste and character of a southerner. He plans to buy 2 pick-up trucks, he's rich you know, one for him and one for his wife. both trucks will be used and show much wear in order to fit in. I suggested that he have duals with loud mufflers and a tool box kit added to his and his wife's should be more plain.
Mr. Kahn said that he was going to cut his hair and shave off his mustache also in order to look more like a जच्क्सोंविल्ले He thought maybe a mullet would be good but I said they had gone out of style even here. I told him the best thing to do would to buy a second hand dirty ओले ball cap to wear while driving around town.
EXCLUSIVE ! MR. KAHN HAS ALREADY CHOSEN HIS NEW HEAD COACH. Being a compassionate person he is going to hire and out of work person for the job. the next head coach will be the famous Baboo of Seinfeld fame who is from his home country and has not job since Jerry and Elaine screwed up his restaurant business.
After finishing his sandwich and macaroni and cheese he left saying I'll see ya all later.
LOL I really hope the best for this family and a sincere welcome to Jacksonville which is a great city and has great people. From everything I have heard he will be good for this City and the Jaguars.
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